Caitlyn Jenner Takes Jabs as Well as Throws 'Em at Alec Baldwin Roast

Caitlyn Jenner Takes Jabs as Well as Throws 'Em at Alec Baldwin Roast

09/08/2019

Robert De Niro, “Will and Grace” actor Sean Hayes and NBA All-Star Blake Griffin also had a little fun at Baldwin’s expense

Whether it be jokes about his follically challenged head, his so-so music career or his aging-action-hero persona, Bruce Willis took it like  a man when he became the latest target of a Comedy Central roast. His ex-wife picked on him, as did his former leading lady and even an NBA star. Here are the best jokes of the night… including a couple by the man of the hour himself.

 

Getty Images

  • “Bruce Willis is what you get if you drain the white part of Dwayne Johnson.” — “Looper” co-star and roast master Joseph Gordon-Levitt

    Getty Images

  • “I look at our marriage like ‘The Sixth Sense.’ You were dead the whole time.” — ex-wife Demi Moore

    Getty Images

  • “Hollywood wouldn’t be Hollywood if they didn’t reward a man for aging into mediocrity.” …  AND …   “On ‘Moonlighting,’ I played a former model, which I was, and Bruce played an asshole, which he is.” — “Moonlighting” co-star Cybill Shepherd

    Getty Images

  • “Bruce and I live in the same town of Bedford. He has a beautiful house and the interior design is amazing. He wanted everything inside to look mid-century modern, except his new wife.” — Martha Stewart

    Getty Images

  • “This is a real personal moment for me, to be here roasting my dead cousin’s second-favorite action star. You had an amazing action film career until Jason Statham started balding.”  — Nikki Glaser

    Getty Images

  • “If you wanted to be humiliated, clearly we both know you could’ve just released another singing album.”  — Kevin Pollak

    Getty Images

  • “Comedy Central roasts only the best people. Bruce, Donald Trump, that guy from ‘Baywatch.’”  — Dom Irrera

    Getty Images

  • “I can’t wait to see your next project, ‘Die Hard 6: Natural Causes.’” — Jeff Ross

    Getty Images

  • “You keep making these bomb movies. But guess what? So does Kim Jong Un. But at least Kim is smart enough not to release his.”  — Dennis Rodman

    Getty Images

  • And, of course, Willis punched back:   “Joseph played a younger me in ‘Looper.’ He couldn’t pull it off. There is one actor who successfully played me. It was Demi Moore.” 

    Getty Images

  • “Cybill, it’s so great to be back on TV with you, honey, on another show starring me.”  — Bruce Willis

  • “Die Hard” superstar took it like a man when he became the latest target of jokes

    Whether it be jokes about his follically challenged head, his so-so music career or his aging-action-hero persona, Bruce Willis took it like  a man when he became the latest target of a Comedy Central roast. His ex-wife picked on him, as did his former leading lady and even an NBA star. Here are the best jokes of the night… including a couple by the man of the hour himself.

     

    Source: Read Full Article