Sooo, Ariana Grande's "34+35" Lyrics Are Literally All About Sex and Fans Are Shook

Sooo, Ariana Grande's "34+35" Lyrics Are Literally All About Sex and Fans Are Shook

10/30/2020

Happy Friday, Arianators! Today is officially positions release day and Ariana Grande quite literally blessed us with an album full of some her raunchiest bops to date. Pretty much every song on the album goes off, but the one that fans can agree is THAT SONG is the unapologetically horny track “34+35.” Let’s discuss these lyrics, shall we?

For those of you that have successfully passed the third grade, it takes no genius to figure out that 34+35 is equivalent to the sum of 69. A direct nod to Ari’s album title, 69 is a position (geddit?) in which two people simultaneously perform oral sex on each other while lying down and facing the genitals. In the song, Ari is basically saying she wants to bone her man RTFN, doesn’t care if they stay up all night doing the nasty or if the neighbors hear her, and plans on doing whatever it takes to make sure she is satisfied. We love a sexual empowerment anthem!

Naturally, people can’t stop talking about how scandalous the track is online, which has resulted in the creation of some truly top-tier meme content. Some of the best and brightest reactions to “34+35” below:

did ariana really just say “even though i’m wifey, you can hit it like a side chick, don’t need no side dick, got the neighbors yelling EARTHQUAKE, 1.5 when i make the bed shake” on 34+35 ?!!!!!/?! MS. GRANDE#POSITIONS pic.twitter.com/kfKTD7ntNz

Dalton in the arena while Ariana is performing 34+35 pic.twitter.com/6p8bjhY0sb

ariana leaving the studio after recording 34+35 pic.twitter.com/Cuu6vI31zI

Ariana talking that hoe shit on 34+35. #POSITIONS pic.twitter.com/TquG66orOg

34+35 really said: @ArianaGrande #POSITIONS pic.twitter.com/IhmDaqD4Xe

ariana grande with the 34+35 and nasty track. i hear you sis. pic.twitter.com/BKbqWjAu76

*34+35 by Ariana Grande plays*

-Me: pic.twitter.com/MSSsVjH5Gf

Since you’re totes in the mood to fangirl over “34+35” for the millionth time, be sure to hit the play button and learn the lyrics, below:

[Intro]
Hmm

[Verse 1]
You might think I’m crazy
The way I’ve been cravin’
If I put it quite plainly
Just gimme them babies
So what you doing tonight?
Better say, “Doin’ you right” (Yeah)
Watchin’ movies, but we ain’t seein’ a thing tonight (Yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]
I don’t wanna keep you up (You up)
But show me, can you keep it up? (It up)
‘Cause then I’ll have to keep you up
Shit, maybe I’ma keep you up, boy
I’ve been drinking coffee (I’ve been drinking coffee; coffee)
And I’ve been eating healthy (I’ve been eating healthy; healthy)
You know I keep it squeaky, yeah (You know I keep it squeaky)
Saving up my energy (Yeah, yeah, saving up my energy)

[Chorus]
Can you stay up all night?
Fuck me ’til the daylight
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Can you stay up all night? (All night)
Fuck mе ’til the daylight
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yеah, yeah, yeah)

[Verse 2]
You drink it just like water (Water)
You say it tastes like candy
So what you doing tonight? (Tonight)
Better say, “Doin’ you right” (Alright)
Watchin’ movies, but we ain’t seein’ a thing tonight (Yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]
I don’t wanna keep you up (You up)
But show me, can you keep it up? (It up)
‘Cause then I’ll have to keep you up
Shit, maybe I’ma keep you up, boy
I’ve been drinking coffee (Said I’ve been drinking coffee; coffee)
And I’ve been eating healthy (And I’ve been eating healthy; healthy)
You know I keep it squeaky, yeah (Except this wine, babe)
Saving up my energy (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Chorus]
Can you stay up all night? (All night)
Fuck me ’til the daylight (Daylight)
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Can you stay up all night? (Can you stay?)
Fuck me ’til the daylight (Can you stay?)
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Verse 3]
Oh yeah, yeah
Baby, you might need a seatbelt when I ride it
I’ma leave it open like a door, come inside it
Even though I’m wifey, you can hit it like a side chick
Don’t need no side dick, no
Got the neighbors yellin’ “Earthquake!” (Earthquake)
4.5 when I make the bed shake
Put it down heavy even though it’s lightweight (It’s lightweight, yeah, yeah, yeah, babe)
Yeah, we started at midnight
Go ’til the sunrise (Sunrise)
Done at the same time (Yeah)
But who’s counting the time when we got it for life? (Got it for life)
I know all your favorite spots (Favorite spots)
We can take it from the top (From the top)
You such a dream come true, true
Make a bitch wanna hit snooze, ooh

[Chorus]
Can you stay up all night?
Fuck me ’til the daylight (Yeah, yeah)
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Thirty-four, thirty-five)
Can you stay up all night? (Do you know what that means?)
Fuck me ’til the daylight (Do you know what that means?)
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Outro]
Means I wanna “69” with you
Aww shit
Math class
Never was good

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