People Are Sharing Their "Dirty Little Secrets" And I'm Salivating From The Juiciness

On Monday, a Reddit thread asked people “What’s your dirty little secret?” The answers people submitted were juicy, gross, and scandalous.

Here’s what people said:

1.“My roommate pisses on the toilet seat, so I wipe it off with his face towel, and put it back.” — ShotgunToetag

2.“On several occasions when the one and only bathroom is being used by my roommate I had to pee in the kitchen sink.” — the_ballz3

3.“Sometimes I go in to the fridge when nobody’s looking and drink coffee cream from the carton.” — CabinKaiser69

4.“I house broke my dogs by going into the backyard and peeing/pooping with them out there.” — Shadow__Net

5.“My family doesn’t know that I paid for my Xbox One by selling smut online for lucrative gains; I told them I had some money from my birthday left over.” — RollerKirbyDerby

6.“I have worn shoes in my house (I live in Japan.).” — 022-252-2222

7.“I can’t be sexually aroused when someone else is involved. On my own, hell yeah. The moment another person is involved I just can’t perform.” — swishywashy

8.“There’s been several times in my life where I ran out of toilet paper and used the cardboard tube to wipe, you just gotta make do sometimes.” — loboloco812

9.“I shit in the sink at the Dubai airport.” — Furturtle420

10.“I pick my nose while sitting on the toilet.” — Varvatos_Vex

11.“I like to pluck hairs from my butthole with my fingers. Sometimes I don’t wash them after.” — dailydonuts16

12.“Whenever there’s a visitor in our house I always check what’s in their bag and its pockets, to see if they have good or bad intentions to us.” — jerdddyyy

13.“I stole some documents in the teacher’s room, so that my friends wouldn’t get thrown out of the school. I was quite the teacher’s pet, and that’s the only reason that made me want to be one.” — Philosopher_KingXII

14.“I am still in love with my ex and still friends with her, i love spending time with her but hate it at the same time.” — skooman219

15.“I record my farts. They uploaded to google play somehow so everyone heard it while playing music off my playlist.” — Mantuba7

16.“I have a tiny, tiny scat fetish and a major, major water sports fetish.” — flippermode

17.“First time I came was in a water jug. It’s been years now and my family still uses that jug.” — JOLU1

In conclusion…WOW @ all of you.

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